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epitome of lazy

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Brilliant.....more to come including vegas hotels......

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Extra roll.......wise move. Extra roll not in the dispenser is versatile. So now instead of toilet paper only you have: tissue, toilet barrier, vomit clean up (idea submitted audibly by gentleman two stalls down), and lastly cup holder. Thank you cleveland airport.

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there two finer width gap there on the left...... Don't mind my reflection.....

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charleston market. Gap over inch and half

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Added security plate on bottom of door.

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this long over due installment comes to the view via philadelphia. Upon closing of restroom door i was stricken with fright thinking i may've made a wrong turn and finding myself no longer in the east but on the west coast. Signs of recession are everywhere the most gripping example would be Half toilet protector dispenser requiring the use two for full coverage.

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Forced angle due to proximity of seat to toilet tissue dispenser

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Midwestern Auto Group, floor 2 multi gender restroom.

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Fifty cal....forget about it

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Salt lake airport

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Del taco

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Brickoven

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journey begins : swinging door @ the supermarket or meat locker? Neither, it's restroom next to gate B17 at the prestigious dayton international airport. I had to hang my back pack on the door knob. The fella next to me was rather reserved, possibly holding back.

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i'm too full of spicy basil chicken to comment. I wrote a sweet extension/revision/whatever to this post and it got erased due to some lame error.......freak. When time permits I will evaluate.

Got a good story, I'd love to read about it.

Just leave it as a comment. (This post is not limited to actual stories. )

For example and starters:

• I prefer not to hear someone say, " I don't remember eating that."
• One of my first memorable public restroom experiences took place in Atlanta Airport. It sounded like an orchestra, there were representatives of the wood winds, brass, and percussion with the occasional operatic interjection of "why is this happening?"

Check your surroundings

Yes i carry two bags. Both are black. I'm not Johnny Cash. Aside from the bags, this facility is not for intense build up release, it's not safe. I repeat NOT SAFE. If your mission is to deploy troops without detection and General GI has already informed you silence will not be possible with this deployment DO NOT DEPLOY HERE. The area outside of the drop point is not as safe and secure as it appears. The enemy will know of all your troop movements. It's a trap. You are lured in by the soft off white coloring and narrow stall spaces and just before deployment you realize there is only this door between you and all of the world (entire locker room). Your movements unless absolutely silent will be announced over a worldwide PA system, charly will know your location and objective in an instant. You may as well deploy in the middle of the battle field of sweaty pits, stinky feet, naked old men, and cheap cologne. Granted chemical warfare is commonplace in such environments and takes many forms BUT this is a solo mission, the risk of collateral damage is too great. If silence will not or cannot be maintained seek a different drop zone.

Gym's John

That wall comes courtesy of cardinal fitness. It's roughly a quarter mile away from arms reach, equating to spacious location for bowel evacuation or the gratifying emancipation of constipation. You can always change in there if you don't feel having gym eyes scope your body. And when those squats or dead lifts are too tough, you can always have someone change your diaper thanks to the handy dandy modified ironing board.